By If you live in New Zealand, please do not get sick. I am not being sarcastic or anything. I am so sorry if you have to go out for a run or go to the cinema, but please do not get sick! If your country is affected by coronavirus, please stay home or do not go out. Please stay safe.
I really appreciate the help of my fellow New Zealanders. I’m sure the rest of the world will appreciate it as much.
I know. I know. The world does not appreciate being shat down like a piece of meat.
We are doing everything we can to make sure people stay safe, but it’s not really a priority for us. No, really, it’s not. But we’re still trying. Sorry if we haven’t made things better.
We’re trying our very best for the people of New Zealand. We’re not doing all that great. We have our own virus and our own deaths. But we’re still trying to figure out how to keep people safe and healthy. We’ve even been using some of the same tactics used by the Chinese government (which is no help to the situation, but is fun to watch).
In New Zealand we seem to have an almost overwhelming feeling of helplessness. We have no idea how to stop the spread of COVID-19. We are not much on communication with the rest of the world. We are not on top of things. We are stuck in quarantine and cannot do much about it. We have no way of contacting anyone or getting help. We have no idea what to do with our infected friends and family and our doctors are doing nothing.
We have no way of communicating with the outside world, and even if we did we don’t even know how to get in touch with our family members who are in quarantine.
That’s why I can’t tell you how to stop the spread of any disease. I don’t know how to get people to stop spreading diseases, and I’m not sure if I should tell you how to stop the spread of COVID-19. Or if I should tell you how to get people to stop spreading COVID-19.
Well, here’s how you can help! We’re asking you to share the link for this page with people who are helping. There’s no reason for them to be infected, so we have no way to tell them to do anything to avoid the spread of coronavirus. We’ve created a list of ways to help (and tell your friends to help) with your local community.
Im not sure if I should tell you how to stop the spread of COVID-19. Or if I should tell you how to get people to stop spreading COVID-19. Well, Im asking for your help in sharing the link to this page with your friends who are taking care of your community. Theres no reason for them to be infected, so we have no way to tell them to do anything to avoid the spread of coronavirus.
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